074 – Too Faced Melted Villain

074 – Too Faced Melted Villain

So a few days ago I really meant to get a burgundy lipcolor. A matte, liquid lipstick in a nice, deep burgundy. That was my goal. THAT WAS WHAT I REALLY WANTED. I GOT THIS. THAT IS NOT BURGUNDY. That is the ever-so-popular Melted Liquified Long Wear Lipstick by Too Faced ($21.00, sephora.com) in the … Continue reading

073 – Benefit Roller Lash

073 – Benefit Roller Lash

OKAY SO I LIED. I didn’t post on Saturday. I just became too wrapped up to actually write my post. So. Here’s what I was alluding to. For two days, Benefit was selling their new Roller Lash mascara before it officially launches February 27th. And of course, being the GOOD blogger that I am, I … Continue reading

072 – LET’S BUILD ANTICIPATION

072 – LET’S BUILD ANTICIPATION

So. I was thinking…what can I write a post about today? Maybe this concealer I think is the bee’s knees? Maybe this contour kit I bought a year ago and never once opened? So many questions! And then. I realized. I HAVE SOMETHING BETTER. It requires a detour from our regularly scheduled programming. It requires … Continue reading

071 – Ipsy February

071 – Ipsy February

I ACTUALLY REALLY LOVE THIS BAG THIS MONTH. LET’S DIVE RIGHT IN, BITCHES. SO WHERE SHALL WE START? I promise to turn off caps lock. Let’s start with the lip gloss then, seeing as it’s the first item in my Glam Room. This is a mini version of Cargo’s Essential Lipgloss in the shade Anguilla … Continue reading

070 – IT Cosmetics CC+ Cream

070 – IT Cosmetics CC+ Cream

A few months ago I received a Memebox that contained a CC cream. It was by a Korean company called Nuganic and it was essentially magic in a pump tube. Every morning I mix it with my primer and use it to create a base for my make up that day. The product applied clear … Continue reading

069 – Time to Bitch – Overdrawn Lip

069 – Time to Bitch – Overdrawn Lip

So after much debating, I decided that in order to fully embrace all that is bitchy about me, The Beauty Bitch, that I will write an opinion piece and open the floor for comments. I’m pretty sure I will receive comments on this trend as well, seeing as it’s so popular and I happen to … Continue reading

068 – February Favorite Things

068 – February Favorite Things

Oh shit I haven’t done this in awhile. I BET ALL OF YOU ARE WOWED RIGHT NOW. So this should come as literally no surprise to ANYONE but I’m still obsessed with gold. I’m just…changing up my gold from time to time with more golds. Softer golds. Lighter golds. So my favorite things this month … Continue reading

067 – January MINI Haul

067 – January MINI Haul

January blows and let me tel you WHY. After the Christmas high, you come down with NO MONEY. You stare longingly at marked down make up at Sephora and you count your change hoping to afford something for yourself but guess what you only have sixty-seven cents and you need a can of soup or … Continue reading

066 – beautyblender – A Love Note

066 – beautyblender – A Love Note

My dearest beautyblender, For the longest time I would gaze at you from afar, too scared to make the first move but desperate to know you. Are you as wonderful as I’ve heard? I wanted to know. However, I’m scared of commitment. And you’re $19.95. Months I would dream of you, but for months I … Continue reading

065 – MAC + Nasty Gal

065 – MAC + Nasty Gal

HOLLA. BEHOLD. I SPENT TOO MUCH MONEY FOR YOU GUYS. Last month MAC launched its MAC + Nasty Gal collab and I waffled on buying out the whole line for about a week. In that week, Gunner sold out. Gunner sold out and I had to spend $34 on eBay to GET A TUBE OF … Continue reading